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Mon May 06, 2024
	Day 803 of WW3: Ukraine, hearts strong, though skies filled with rain, Fight for freedom, their sunflower plain. Tanks may ignite, But spirits takes flight, A beacon of hope, not a nation in pain. This is your Monday Ukraine War Thread source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Thank you, Dupage County Forest Preserve, for teaching us about cicadas using a bunch of adults dressed as cicadas source: abc7chicago.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	I guess Gen Z copes through...lipgloss? source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Winner source: vancouversun.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Godwin steps down at ABC News. You did nazi this coming source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	The gun jammed, thank God source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	There's a fentanyl crisis in the man cave source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Good news, everybody. Goldman Sachs bankers in the UK are no longer subject to any limits at all on the bonuses they receive each year. So, you know, if you'd been helping any of them out through GoFundMe or anything like that, you can probably stop source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	This is not the face of a man you turn your back on, much less share your home with source: actionnewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	33
(Sub Guy)	South Australian submarine workers are on strike. I think they're in over their heads here, could sink the whole project source: aumanufacturing.com.au \| share: Copy Link	19
	Georgia police have arrested six squatters who took residence in a half a million dollar home in December. Fark: Not for squatting but because they stole a neighbor's car source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	25

Sun May 05, 2024
	Not butt stuff. But also butt stuff source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Meet Khaya Njumbe of Gary, Indiana. At 15 years old, he is set to be the youngest college graduate in the history of the State of Indiana source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Waves of Gray 5K founded to raise awareness about: A) senior citizens clogging self-checkout kiosks, passing lanes; B) high real estate turnover at The Villages; or C) brain cancer source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	10
(Some Guy)	Try to get it in the bowl source: onemileatatime.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	The couple allegedly walked into a museum and stole a $120M de Kooning using a deceptive method: A woman distracted museum staff with questions while a man in a fake moustache lifted the painting off the wall, put it under his coat and walked out source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Renderings of new container ship target in Patapsco River in Baltimore source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Photoshop this lonely sentinel source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Remember the 2022 UK scandal around contamination with raw sewage at British beaches? It will not be that bad this year...it will be worse source: edition.cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Missile silo offers teen a deep dive into history, literally source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Jesus Christ source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	72
	Person at OSU commencement graduates from life after falling out of the stadium source: dispatch.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Vehicle crashes into White House gate, killing driver; Secret Service says 'no threat'. Well, yeah, with that whole dead thing and all source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Texas town with a population of 23K and 4400 students rejects bond proposal for $100 million high school stadium. Really? source: dallasnews.com \| share: Copy Link	145
	Photoshop this most excellent chilling out space source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	We're #1 source: yourtango.com \| share: Copy Link	167
	Man who took the most viewed photo ever says he always carries a camera in case he sees a squirrel with gigantic balls source: her.ie \| share: Copy Link	65
	♫ ♪ How high's the water, Mama? /. Five feet high and risin' / How high's the water, Papa? / She said it's five feet high and risin' ♪ ♫ source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Restaurant promos, inventions, discoveries, and geography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 25-May 1 Food Origins Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Be careful who you pick when playing Mario Kart source: dailybreeze.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	One or two tow trucks sure, but this? source: nbcbayarea.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Finally, the perfect house for the "off the grid" types who want to get way, way, way away from it all source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	136
	Photoshop this series of arches source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	CSB Sunday Morning: That time you were mistaken for someone famous source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	149
	Day 802 of WW3: Ukraine downs a russian Su-25, and, in a move best described as "pathetic", putin - who has a warrant for his arrest issued by the International Criminal Court - puts Zelenskiy on a wanted list. This is your Sunday Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	399
	And today's thing we've been doing completely wrong our entire lives is brushing our teeth: "It is not recommended to rinse your teeth after brushing" source: cnet.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	Australia will never keep up with US mass shootings and gun culture, but they are slowly building up a stabbing culture source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	38
(Nantucket Current)	Nantucket's first Cybertruck makes a splash, and not in a good way source: nantucketcurrent.com \| share: Copy Link	98
	Corrections officer suffers burns, smoke inhalation on the job, and you'll never guess what flimsy excuse they have for not recording the incident using their body camera source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Who here was more adult? Sister arguing with brother while drinking wine? Brother shooting gun at sister? Grandma putting up with these two? Six-year-old nephew who called 911? source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Father spots monkey hanging around daughter's high school. I blame Johnny Weissmuller source: wesh.com \| share: Copy Link	21
(Some Guy)	Wolverines source: denvergazette.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	BCA investigating after two Carver County deputies shoot suspect with knife - that must be a pretty wild gun source: kstp.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	BC man's $56,000 chandelier crash lands into lawsuit territory source: delta-optimist.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	A PA court has ruled that Perrier is not French mineral water - it is soda. Since it is no longer identified as water, it can be taxed. All of this because a woman filed a petition in 2019 after buying a Perrier bottle and being taxed 24 cents source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	106

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