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Tue May 21, 2024
	Man with £200K arrested at Scottish restaurant in Wales source: walesonline.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	2
	You get a lucky lottery ticket, and you cash out 'Special Circumstances ticket' . Bummer source: finance.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	If you steal floral arrangements from graveyards, you might be a dumbass source: waff.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Notorious serial killer savagely attacked in prison, clinging to life. Anyway source: edmontonjournal.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Robot-phobia could affect the hospitality industry, not to mention the Terrible Secret of Space source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	25

Mon May 20, 2024
	Microsoft's AI Chatbot will remember every single thing you ever do on your PC, ever, for as long as you use it. But don't worry, they'll let you have, you know, some privacy settings and stuff. That's a Microsoft Promise™ source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	New York City, where if you can make it there as a knife-wielding maniac tourist attraction, you can make it anywhere source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Antique firefighter helmet. Great condition, slight character marks. $500, as-is, cash only, no low ballers. I know what I got source: whdh.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Freight train, freight train, run so fast. Falling wires and poles going to give cars a blast source: patch.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Netanyahu angrily denounces ICC warrant for his arrest, claims they are equating Israel to "mass murderers." Well, yeah. In fact, going by strict body count, you're the ones winning that particular contest, smart guy source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	152
	Florida roller rink cancels your big Saturday night party because you failed to hire security as agreed. Do you? C: Post on social media telling everyone to come and riot there instead source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Absolutely nothing happened today in sector 83 by 9 by 12 source: chicagotribune.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Greed is dead source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Photoshop this really big hamburger source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	How about some fish and carrots as you're standing in line at the DMV source: klkntv.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Three killed as DR Congo attempted coup is 'nipped in the bud' by the military, no doubt with help from Barney Fife source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Boy remains in critical condition after river death. Subby remains confused by headline source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Maybe Florida Woman was test driving a getaway car source: wesh.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Shakespeare in Delaware Park Opening Night Reception. Buffalo, New York. June 20th, 5:30PM source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	No word on how many raccoons each tourist is allowed to bring back from Japan source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Haven't seen a modern "spite house" before (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	78
	Avoid the Noid...err... taxman. Owner of 36 Domino's stores convicted of over 2 million dollar tax fraud. Sentenced to a year in prison eating only Domino's food source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Hey, it fell off the truck, and I found it. Free digger. Finders keepers. Mine now source: whdh.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Target announces it will fight inflation by deflating some of the product prices it inflated source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	Photoshop this unusual stairway and chandelier source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Huzzah, @greg16676935420, for achieving nothing source: ladbible.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	So anyway this one time we were stealing a flag and a school safety officer asked if we needed any help - Kylie Kelce source: phillyvoice.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Man caught having sex with woman's pink Tesla for 'three hours'. Bonus: no one tried to stop him source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	65
	"Inside Jeremy Clarkson's World War 2 bunker overflowing with 'space penises'" - can't really improve on that one source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	46
	You want a toe, Dude? I can get you a toe source: wistv.com \| share: Copy Link	21
(Some Guy)	This is a stickup, put all the money and your funyuns in the bag source: wrtv.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Your balls really are made of plastic. And your dog's balls source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	Tony Danza is not taking retirement well source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	134
	Holy sh*t, stop whatever you are doing and read this hard-hitting food industry exposé absolutely ripped from the headlines of the Bangor Daily News: "Cafe will sell giant cookies" source: bangordailynews.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	On this day in history, in 1969, the horrific battle for Hamburger Hill began, a costly military debacle which would have been far easier only two years later with the 1971 invention of Hamburger Helper source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	92
(Some Guy)	Abergavenny Man advises against occult after strange experiences. "It's all fun and games until your cat starts speaking Latin" source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	The say lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, but tell that to these kids source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	35
	706 Kyles meet in Kyle, but fail to break the record for most Kyles in Kyle. Guess they'll have to seek harder next time source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	42
	A series of satanic animal killings has residents of one small village worried a witch who left for the US 70 years ago is back source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	71
	Photoshop this duck out of water source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	TSG's team may decide that the best defense is no defense, as Merchan tells attorneys to be ready for closing arguments tomorrow. The prosecution wraps up in Day 19 of the election interference trial source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	682
	The latest dangerous campus drinking trend that's going to kill us all? BORG drinking. You will be assimilated, presumably once you've passed out source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	154
	There's no way these parents don't know who the audience is. Tag because it's NSF work, lunch, or sanity source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	124
	Who needs doctors when you can get your diagnosis from social media? source: nltimes.nl \| share: Copy Link	85
	Day 817 of WW3. Estonia chastises NATO allies' for their fears about sending military trainers to Ukraine. The Ministry of Suspicious fires has been working in Krasnodar, along with another kilo-cubenik day. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	258
	Hardworking homeowner doing a bit of yardwork rewarded with a "significant amount" of cocaine source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Tragedy today as Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi was eaten by wolves. He was delicious source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	279
	How police recycle their old guns into criminal hands source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Voices of D-Day: Interviews with those who hit the beaches, landed in the hedgerows 80 years ago source: stripes.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Basketball player dies on court due to no heart, a feat repeated five times last night in Denver source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	38

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